One afternoon, on a nice fall day, Jerry was out for a walk with his friend Rob, and Rob's 3 year old son, Matt. Suddenly, they heard some gunshots.

"What was that, Dad?", Matt asked.

Knowing that Rob and Matt were real animal lovers, Jerry knew Matt would be bothered if he knew that those shots were caused by hunters. Sure enough, Rob told Matt that it was probably just some guys shooting at targets. 

Matt looked absorbed in the analysis of this fact, and then a minute later asked, "Dad, do you think they'll be shooting at K-Marts too?"

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This is based on a true story sent in by reader Mark from Indianapolis. Thanks Mark.

P.S.  For readers outside the USA, K-Mart and Target are the names of 2 competing retail stores.