It was about noon on Christmas day last year and Jenny was just finishing the cleanup of all the wrapping paper when the phone rang. It was Sue.

The two ladies starting telling each other about the gifts they had received. Sue left the best 'til the last. Seems she had come downstairs that morning to be greeted by her husband and her two sons, 10 year old Billy and 8 year old Matt.

Billy immediately dragged Sue over to the tree where there was a huge present from her husband Steve. Sue excitedly ripped off the paper to reveal a brand new sewing machine. She was so overcome at the thoughtfulness of Steve that she started to cry.

Matt said, "Mom, why are you crying?"

To which Billy replied "Cuz she doesn't like it stupid!"

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