Jerry spent some summers as a park ranger.

One day two men were walking in the woods when they came across a bear. The bear noticed them and started growling. The bear started to chase one of the men, who, as it turns out, was raised in Czechoslovakia. The bear soon caught up with him, and ate him.

The other turned and ran for his life. Eventually he found Jerry and told his story. Jerry took his gun, and they both went out in search of the bear, in order to destroy it. Soon, they came across two bears, one male, and one female. Jerry turned to the other guy and said: "Quick, tell me which bear ate your friend!"

"The male! Shoot the male!"

Jerry promptly aimed and shot the female bear.

"Why didn't you shoot the male? It was the male who ate my friend!" the other man asked.

"Tell me," said Jerry, "Would you trust someone who said that the Czech's in the male."