The phone rang. "Jenny. This is your Aunt Mary. Would you like to come shopping with me?"

Aunt Mary, who had a bad case of arthritis in her knees, was Jenny's favourite aunt. Ten minutes later Aunt Mary was driving them down Main Street on the way to their first stop. As Aunt Mary slowed for some traffic, the two of them felt a huge jolt and heard the sound of bumpers being mashed.

Aunt Mary grabbed her cane and got out of the car. She and Jenny went to look at the damage with the other driver. However, the other driver wasn't looking at the damage. He was staring in horror at Aunt Mary.

"Oh no.", he exclaimed. "Lady. Please tell me you were already like that before I hit you!"