It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Jerry was beginning his
pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice
came over the clubhouse loudspeaker - "Would the gentleman
on the Ladies tee please back up to the men's tee, please!"

Jerry was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the
interruption. Again the announcement - "Would the man on
the women's tee kindly back up the men's tee!"

Jerry had had enough. He shouted, "Would the announcer in
the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"