A car driving down a country road sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed a cow looking at him. "I believe it's your radiator," said the cow.

Just then Jenny came driving down the road. The startled man waved her down and excitedly told her, "A cow just gave me advice about my car!"

"Was it that one with the big black spots on it?" Jenny asked.

"Yes, it was," the man replied.

"Well, that's Ethel," said Jenny. "Don't pay any attention to her. She doesn't know any more about cars than I do."